A list of Réuelisms. Most of them made up. Some may have been stolen from movies, music, comics, or some drunk fan who wouldn’t stop asking to sing as she spilled wine all over the piano. Either way, those that know Réuel hear these things all to often..

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A movie producer who is suddenly nice to you is not really a nice person. It means he is thinking about hiring another composer, probably John Williams.

I hope you didn’t stay up all night thinking of those song lyrics

How do you put a twinkle in a soprano’s eye?   Answer: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?  Answer: A drummer.

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and the average All-Pro offensive lineman? Stage makeup.

There’s nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it’s the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

I’d rather fall trying to climb then sit and watch the climbers

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